Some bastard planted these in some apartments on april fools (Mine Included), and they are just coming in this month. They have spread their seeds and the fuckers are everywhere.
As a kid we had this park that had a hill everyone would lay down and roll down it or we slide down it if it just rained lol. Well just this past June I went to visit my parents and brothers in my hometown and we took my kid to that park. So I said hay why don't we show my daughter how we use to roll down that hill. Well my oldest brother who is 44 decided oldest first. And rolled down hill saying cuss word after cuss word. We laughed like idiots at him and he reached the bottom and goes ok you guys go but not your kid. We asked why he said o it goes fast. I didn't trust his ass for a minute because the second he leaned down the catch his breath I could see he was coated in sticker burs. THE FUCKER WANTED ALL US GET STABBED BY THOSE FUCKERS TO LMMFAO
(Don't worry he's fine now)