* cries in italian *

*shudder* that's just.. Not right

Do you like how "red" is red?

*pulls out wooden spoon* COME HERE SO I CAN SMACK YOUR BOTTOM

That looks disgusting.

I'M AMERICAN AND I AMERICAN'T DEAL WITH THIS

WHAT THE HELL
NEVER do this to your lovely pasta

DON'T GET UPSETTI, HAVE SOME SPAGHETTI!

I'm Irish and I know that this is a sin

I mean ...it's not completely awful

*Screams in Italian*

I have a slightly Italian background and I don't think that even matter but still I can sense that SOMETHING IS DEEPLY WRONG HERE