Telling lies to kids

My mom tried to get me to eat fish by saying it was chicken. I said "Grandma makes really bad chicken" and then proceeded to throw up everywhere

My daughter will only eat chicken so any meat we get is "chicken". When I make pork roast, we call it puhchicken, because when she asked what it was her dad went to say pork, but I stopped him before he could finish. He got out the puh and quickly went to chicken. She called it puhchicken and it has been that for 2yrs now.

The last one is me whenever I don't want to share with my little cousin.

my grandma got me to eat fish by calling it chicken of the sea. i can't believe i didn't catch on.

To keep some kids I was watching from gping upstairs, I told them that we did experiments on children there.

When I was a kid, I used to hate going to bed early. So my mom told me that if I stayed up too late, the whites of my eyes would turn black.

The things we tell our kids LMAO