b*tch maybe I did. You don't know my life.

I guess I'm a lesbian because my mum breastfed me

TIL: newborn babies can talk, quickly go through puberty and then immediately sexualise one or both of their parents

I must be gay, because life fucked me...

W-
But tha-
Damn-
That's not how this works

The risk you took was calculated but man are you bad at math

The stupid is strong in this one.

Being gay is a choice. Not so much your choice but still a choice nonetheless. Nobody is born gay just like nobody is born straight. You base your attractions on what you subconciously want due to personal experiences.

That picture is from a brazillian soap opera, lol