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trustnthngmrmulder
· 7 years ago
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The best thing I ever heard about alien and/or vampire conspiracies is There might be thousands of space vampires (the worst kind) floating around our stratosphere (they're immortal they can float wherever they want) but since our telescopes are basically mirror based we can't see them!
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captainjackharknes
· 7 years ago
People have been to space,and space shuttles do have windows,which aren't mirrors,so I'm pretty sure that an astronaut would have mentioned something about a bunch of humanoids floating out in space. Also,vampires can't stand sunlight, and they would have nowhere to hide during the day so,the vampires would be getting hit with sunlight anyway.
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guest
· 7 years ago
Maybe the vampires have space umberrellas, have you thought about that, huh?
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captainjackharknes
· 7 years ago
Any time there is a storm,they'd most likely lose them,or end up pulled somewhere they probably couldn't survive in.
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trustnthngmrmulder
· 7 years ago
"What Do I have between my teeth? Is it a virgin from a convent or a virgin from chess club? "
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timebender25
· 7 years ago
God dammit Hellen...
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