I'll give my quick "hacker" story
>Be me sophomore year
>bored in aerospace class (yes we have that it's awesome)
>decide to write a quick little program
>imahacker.jpg
>the program is designed to replicate itself as fast as possible (1 then 2 then 4 then 8 and so on)
>lel this is kinda cool
>have genius idea, I'll put it on the shared drive for the entire school (some classes require it to operate)
>I go ahead and put it on the drive and it starts replicating, at this point it's impossible to stop it
>leave and go play some online games cuz bored af
>come back an hour later and decide to check how many programs there are
>expecting like a couple hundred of these little fuckers or something
>mfw there's more than 5,000 programs and it's increasing
>next day, get called to vice principals office, forgot about the program so I'm not sure why I'm there
>she calls me in, I'm in deep shit
>it shut down the entire drive, students and teachers complaining and classes stop
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>"ajhedges, why did you do this?"
>ohshit.rar
>"uhh it was a joke for my friend"
>will she believe this bullshit?
>she does, have internet privileges taken away but because it "was a joke for my friend" I get it back the next day
>I learned my lesson, that lesson being to use someone else's account next time so they can't track me
My hacker story:
>In study hall, messing around with command prompt.
>Testing commands, most blocked by tech teacher
>mostly just fuggin around
>"'netsend' huh? bet that sends messages, might as well try it"
>decided i'll type something goofy
>Type in 'netsend ballsack'
>Don't get blocked message but nothing happens so i figure its fine.
>Next day.
>Called to tech teachers office.
Long story short my message took a couple hours to send because it sent it to EVERY COMPUTER IN THE DISTRICT. Freezing all of them with the onscreen message of "ERROR: ballsack". The tech guy had to go to each one in the district INDIVIDUALLY and fix them. Lost computer use the rest of the year. (Tech guy apparently admitted to my mom that he got a laugh out of it though.)
>bored in class
>teacher says we can do anything we want, he doesn't have a lesson plan
> just be careful, school administrators coming to inspect, so look busy
>go on geektyper.com
>proceed to smash at keyboard
> school admin walks in
>Are you HACKInG ThE GOvErnMenT?
> I lie, and say that I am being taught how to code by the teacher for extra credit
>admin calms down, asks me to show her something
>smash at keyboard some more
>screen saying 'access denied'
> school admin panicking, tries to call SRO (school resource officer)
> teacher backs me up
My story
>Be in year 10 french
>Hate the teacher
>Doing group work
>Laptop busted so have to use shitty school desktop
>Didn't feel like working
>Creates a file in Notepad
>Fills it with "START"
>Almost 2000 lines of "START"
>Saved file as work.bat
>Closes Notepad
>Teacher wants to see work
>Opens file
>crash.jpeg
>Teacher is confused and calls tech guy
>Tech guy says it's happening to everyone
>Tech guy thinks server problem
>I realise this is my fault
>File saved to school network
>At least 50% of people opened it
>Crash school network
>Hackerman.png
>Save file for later use
>Accidentally open file when moving it
>Nearly get rumbled
>save my skin by disconnecting the monitor
>Ride into sunset
Comments
>Be me sophomore year
>bored in aerospace class (yes we have that it's awesome)
>decide to write a quick little program
>imahacker.jpg
>the program is designed to replicate itself as fast as possible (1 then 2 then 4 then 8 and so on)
>lel this is kinda cool
>have genius idea, I'll put it on the shared drive for the entire school (some classes require it to operate)
>I go ahead and put it on the drive and it starts replicating, at this point it's impossible to stop it
>leave and go play some online games cuz bored af
>come back an hour later and decide to check how many programs there are
>expecting like a couple hundred of these little fuckers or something
>mfw there's more than 5,000 programs and it's increasing
>next day, get called to vice principals office, forgot about the program so I'm not sure why I'm there
>she calls me in, I'm in deep shit
>it shut down the entire drive, students and teachers complaining and classes stop
>"ajhedges, why did you do this?"
>ohshit.rar
>"uhh it was a joke for my friend"
>will she believe this bullshit?
>she does, have internet privileges taken away but because it "was a joke for my friend" I get it back the next day
>I learned my lesson, that lesson being to use someone else's account next time so they can't track me
>In study hall, messing around with command prompt.
>Testing commands, most blocked by tech teacher
>mostly just fuggin around
>"'netsend' huh? bet that sends messages, might as well try it"
>decided i'll type something goofy
>Type in 'netsend ballsack'
>Don't get blocked message but nothing happens so i figure its fine.
>Next day.
>Called to tech teachers office.
Long story short my message took a couple hours to send because it sent it to EVERY COMPUTER IN THE DISTRICT. Freezing all of them with the onscreen message of "ERROR: ballsack". The tech guy had to go to each one in the district INDIVIDUALLY and fix them. Lost computer use the rest of the year. (Tech guy apparently admitted to my mom that he got a laugh out of it though.)
>teacher says we can do anything we want, he doesn't have a lesson plan
> just be careful, school administrators coming to inspect, so look busy
>go on geektyper.com
>proceed to smash at keyboard
> school admin walks in
>Are you HACKInG ThE GOvErnMenT?
> I lie, and say that I am being taught how to code by the teacher for extra credit
>admin calms down, asks me to show her something
>smash at keyboard some more
>screen saying 'access denied'
> school admin panicking, tries to call SRO (school resource officer)
> teacher backs me up
>Be in year 10 french
>Hate the teacher
>Doing group work
>Laptop busted so have to use shitty school desktop
>Didn't feel like working
>Creates a file in Notepad
>Fills it with "START"
>Almost 2000 lines of "START"
>Saved file as work.bat
>Closes Notepad
>Teacher wants to see work
>Opens file
>crash.jpeg
>Teacher is confused and calls tech guy
>Tech guy says it's happening to everyone
>Tech guy thinks server problem
>I realise this is my fault
>File saved to school network
>At least 50% of people opened it
>Crash school network
>Hackerman.png
>Save file for later use
>Accidentally open file when moving it
>Nearly get rumbled
>save my skin by disconnecting the monitor
>Ride into sunset