My level of faith in humanity has hit negative figures

Would you do it if you wouldn't even question which one is bigger? They "knew" ¼ is bigger than ⅓, so why compare?

I would, because I'm not fucking stupid enough to think .25>.33. I could show people that they're bigger and the Quarter Pounder would be overshadowed.
Sorry if I sound pissy; it's 2:40 and I can't sleep

Have a hot jug of milk

Companies like that perform focus group interviews of a bunch of random customers to see what went wrong and how it could have gone better

Yeah and I've eaten at A&W many times and most of their stuff is pretty good indeed. I used to be a manager at a pizza chain and we had a 16 inch pizza that we normally cut into 8 big slices and our 14 inch pizza was cut into 12 slices. Of course we would cut any pizza any way the customer requested. I was amazed at the number of customers who would ask how many slices each pizza was cut into and then get the 14 instead of the 16 because they were feeding several people and needed more pizza!

You've done a lot of things haven't you?

Yeah. I get bored.