Parallel world

"What's the catch?"

Don't be silly; that's only in the movies

Then you take off your glasses to reveal you've been a pretty girl all along. But you were a dude before you took off the glasses, and now you're just blind and confused.

"Who dared you?"

Yeah, no... my inner asshole comes out for that. I'm like, "What kind of sick fucking joke are you and your freinds playing at?"

@kakaburra ;)