I would like to eat a bicycle. But the effort would make me two tired.

That's a link to a list of all the things he ate

Oh yeah. I remember seeing this guy on some show

There was one lady who drank paint, and another who drank animal blood

I ate crayons until I was like 10 or 11 x_x

@-@

I used to eat sand

I ate flowers

I used to just put the stem in my mouth and let the rest hang out because I thought it made me look like a farmer

I ate rocks

Do you have teeth?

They must've been soft rocks

I swallow marbles to this day

My mom had a friend who collected marbles and when I was 2 or 3 I ate one. After a bit of waiting and inspection she found it, cleaned it and tried to give it back to him but he didn't want it for some reason lol

I do it just because I have a vore fetish, so...

A vore fetish is the desire to be consumed by or consume other people or creatures. How does eating marbles fulfill that?

You'd think you'd pick something more digestible.

Yeah, but most people frown upon swallowing small creatures whole (Even though some do it anyway), so some, including me, swallow small things like marbles to compensate.
And with marbles they are heavy enough to feel inside you, so that's why I use marbles and not food

I.. guess... What about something normal, like watersports or heavy bondage? Wait, nvm, those aren't normal, are they...

No they really aren't. Haha.
I guess there's also insertion, but I thought that turned everyone on, so I never really counted it as my kink. Aside from that, I guess there's r34, but not much else...

Insertion, as in regular sex or anal/cock vore?

As in, putting a dildo completely into your butt.
Which is very unhealthy btw...

Ah, like losing it in there. Sexy, but the hospital visit after is not. I've used marshmallows before, tho, and it turned out fine, though I suppose it isn't very healthy.

Who knows? Marbles aren't exactly the healthiest choice either lol

As long as you know they come out, I guess. Couldn't be as bad as trying to sound yourself with a string of magnetic beads.

Nooooooo anything magnetic is a no no. I make sure to do my research before I gulp anything

I did the research, but I was too horned up to care. Nearly had a heart attack when I heard the click, and had a really bad time fishing them back out.

Yeah, you need to be EXTREMELY careful around your fetishes. Lord knows how I would feel if I got sent to the hospital and had to tell my parents what kind of kinky shit I'm into