Someone asked my mum if she was pregnant last week and while she remained calm, she lost her shit at home. XD She is now refusing to eat breakfast and checks herself in the mirror every few hours.
When I was 17 I met this woman who was pretty obese. We'd been hanging out for around 2 months before she mentioned something about cigarette smoke bothering her because of the baby. I asked What baby? She looked at me in disbelief and told me she was 7 months pregnant. Not thinking about it I blurted out You're pregnant?!? She didn't want to hang out with me after that
Look at her face. If she has a fat face then she's most likely not pregnant. But regarding what @klymaxx said it's probably best to play it safe
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· 7 years ago
This is why I just offer everyone cigarettes and booze; I will never question a yes, but a no will often come with an explanation without prying. Sometimes the explanation is "This is jury duty", but whatever.
I see an overweight woman. I cup my hands around my mouth and yell, "I HAVE VODKA!" The woman looks at me in disbelief and backs away. "Alright," I mutter, "not pregnant then." My system is foolproof.
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I wrote you fanfic. This is actually a really clever way to determine pregnancy status, haha.
If she wanna use the meal skipping method .I suggest skip the late night snack
Or cut the dinner by half
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I wrote you fanfic. This is actually a really clever way to determine pregnancy status, haha.