Masterpiece

i was just as confused as that guy was how the fuck do girls remember all that stuff

Bhahahaaa!! This was exciting for him, for her and for me! But what an adorable guy...

@famousone would you do this for me?

And that's why I always spend at least a week doing research on the internet before purchasing any beauty product
It's so crazy

*should have
I have one question; how?

"oops i forgot my wallet"

Dang... this is actually relationship goals.

I laughed out loud for a good 20 seconds when I got to the end of this!

If this woman goes off and fucks this guy over, she needs to have a scarlet letter tattooed on her fucking forehead.

This will communicate to everyone forevermore that:

"I was once the partner of one of the most thoughtful and supportive significant others a person could hope to have in their life... but I went and cheated on him like the bored and unappreciative whore that I am."