I never understood why don't people take off their shoes. I mean, you probably stepped in a lot of shit. I know we're not gonna put our feet on the table, in the sink or on the pillow, but I've seen a lot of snickers on cushions, and later they fall asleep drunk with saliva dripping on same cushions. That's unsanitary,you just put rat shit in your mouth.
Call me when Barbie starts dropping steaming plastic loaves on Ken's chest.