Drink up me 'earties, yo ho

This makes me want to have a pirates of the caribean marathon

This is my favorite scene from all the movies for so many reasons.

Black hair? Wtf is wrong with having black hair though? It's a natural color. I have so many problems with this post XD

I think they mean the princesses whose hair isn't already black
Sort of like this http://geektyrant.com/news/tattooed-disney-princesses-hipster-glam-pin-up-and-gothic or just google 'goth disney princesses'

What the sweet fuck is a stretcher?

damn, this person is no fun. CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow is my fave.

I read that as, "please don't make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and back hair..."
back hair?
*rereads*
oooooohhhh...