Rare Octopus hunts with a butt tap, startling prey into its arms

I heard the plural was Octopode

The standard English plural of octopus is octopuses. However, the word octopus comes from Greek, and the Greek plural form is octopodes. Modern usage of octopodes is so infrequent that many people mistakenly create the erroneous plural form octopi, formed according to rules for Latin plurals.
I've been bamboozled

Honestly, it's not something I've needed to ever worry about. Octopuses, octopi, octopode. I'm not going to lose sleep over it haha

*taps your butt and aggresively pulls you close and wraps arms and legs around you*
I will now attempt to devour you
Any last words?

...Yes please

*eats you without even chewing*

Hell yeah!
*in the belly*

What the fuck is wrong with you people???

A vore fetish, that's what.
What's wrong with you guest? You look a bit pale

Make yourself at home
I ate a ship captain last week, I'm sure you guys will get along if he's still in here

I dunno, he looks like a pile of bones to me now

Dammit, he would have made a nice pet

I mean, you did digest him and all that.
Still, I'm pretty comfy

How come you're not affected by my stomach acid?
Is it another potion of yours?

Indeed! So I can sit in your gut all day long without dying a gruesome death!

Aww, how disturbingly romantic!
I love having you here

And I certainly love being here
(I bet this is super creepy and weird for everyone else lol)

Yeah, that's probably true!
But we're having fun

I'm definitely having fun

So am I, dear
*hugs you*

How do you hug me if I am in you?

I have secondary tenticles inside my stomach, but I'm really insecure about them. Radiation damage caused when I was a baby Kraken

Umm... ooooookay?
Well, it's still great to be here

I'm glad you like it!
Any food preferences?
I don't want you to starve while you're in me

Nope

Great!

(Well this was a weird convo, lol)

I'm surprised there's something you find weird lol
But it was

It's weird for everyone else, for me it's a walk in the (sensual) park

Yeah, that's true
It's always fun talking with you, doc

It's fun talking to you too ;)

^_^

Plus you're the first one who's ever gone along with the vore talk, so... haha

It was kind of fun, actually.
Is that your thing irl or was it just for the roleplay? (I'll understand if it's too personal for you to answer)

It is irl

Well, everyone has their own preference