Definitely true

All 3 look like all the fucks were given out about a year ago

Tf? I'm a girl. All I'd need to do is wash my face, tie my hair up, throw on some clothes and leave.

I first need to contemplate life for half and hour and then I'll put on some mascara, coverstick and clothes and leave the house

Ok but in the movie they woke up in the classroom

I can do it in ten

I'm so sluggish in the morning I literally need to have two hours in the morning to myself before I start the day.

On a school day it only takes me as long as brushing my teeth to get ready but on the weekends that shit takes a year and seven months

Cos they don't need to do their hair

I'm a female who's all about low maintenance. All I really do is put my hair into a ponytail, brush my teeth, and throw on my clothes. Since I never put on makeup or do my hair all fancy, it takes me less than five minutes to get ready

I spend 15 minutes in bed. Put on pants and leave. College life.