"American d*ldo"

Not going to lie: to remember the entire phrase straight after someone says it to you is impressive. I would've just remembered 'BURRITO DILDO'

Well, you can definitely tell where they copy-pasted in that sentence.

Wouldn't the "you" be tú?

I doubt this happened. She remembered the whole phrase?

Fake! There's no way you can remember 2 sentences in foreign language you don't know and spell it so well (the biggest give away). It's like perfectly recalling a few names some time later in the correct order and knowing how to spell all of them.

Whatever!! learning spanish to say that is awesome!! hahajaaha