Would you date yourself

I would but I'm married...I'm my own side hoe ;)

Most definitely

I'd have glorious hair but no

I'd be the anime, so yes.

I'd fuck my brains out, bitch

Um YES

I'd date myself if there was another one of me, boy or girl. I'm ridiculously gorgeous, ripped, funny and intelligent.
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B****, you don't wanna date me 'cause I'm so perfect and intimidating. I don't give a f***, I date myself.

Hell yeah, someone with a common interest in suicidal tendencies and wasting their life on the internet