Ken he just leave her alone already?

He's also an egotist

Texting became available in 1993, 24 years ago. that means he would have to text once every 108 minutes (approximately) since texting became available to reach that large number.

Ken is probably also a stalker

It's far darker. 52 mirrors- the kind of thing a guy would own if he knew he needed to look perfect every second of every day, if at no point he could be allowed to ever lapse. 36 slick surfer moves for a guy who's primary passions are surfing and skating for the last at least 30 years? Barbie is a lawyer, dr, actress, politician, royalty, astronaut, celebrity, and more. Almost anything she doesn't own is named after her. In their world to the meta world she is all powerful. Everything exists to validate and please her and that which doesn't is removed or "modified" to fit her world. Barbie changes looks and jobs constantly and all around her must change their lives too or be forgotten. Ken lives in fear. He exists only as barbies boyfriend. His 36 surf moves show you he has no time for self development beyond her whims. She demands perfection in looks and character. He knows this, but his lack of articulated joints and low ASVABS mean he can't even join Gijoe. So he's stuck in hell.

How do you make one of these? Tumblr?