My baby face after a shave

The guy on the bottom left turned into a trailer park mom

Is that why I can't grow facial hair? Because I have a strong chin?

Have a beard. Can confirm.

The guy on the bottom right went from a guy in his late fifties to a 15 year old...

My husband has a mustache and I've never seen him without it. I'm super curious what he looks like without one but we're both worried about what he'd look like if he shaved it(not that I care I just don't want him to feel bad about himself) So we had a friend photoshop it off. He did such a bad job my husband ended up with a hairlip. It was so funny the pic is on the fridge

So beards are men's equivalent to make-up lies for women

Nah. My chin was fine before I grew out my goatee. I grew it out because I said, "fuck it, I want to."

Beards don't do anything. It's classic self-delusion. Like the "friendzone".