Not very smart people

Without my glasses I literally can't make out the brand logo on the computer I'm viewing this on

Astigmatisms make it weird. Both near and far sighted, but in different eyes.

I'm blind in my right eye and when my left eye gets overworked it spasms and I see like the pic on the right

At first glance I thought that was a bucket of chicken fingers. It might still taste as good though.

As a short sighted person, yes. Everything looks 360p compared to 1080p

... I just asked my mom who wears glasses how many fingers I was holding up with her glasses off.
She said eight. Unironically.
I was holding up one hand.