Seriously though, the Trojan War is so fucking hilarious. Like some guy just had the idea "oh hey, let's build a giant wooden horse and stick a bunch of troops inside," and some other guy just thought "oh wow, awesome, that massive army just left for no reason. But hey, it sure was awefully nice of them to leave us this giant wooden horse. Oh no, we can't get it through the gates? Oh well, better tear them down, what could go wrong."
The more the merrier
Oh sorry, wrong question
I actually know a straight guys who likes it
She will show you the whole new world