Agh not again!

I almost dropped my phone scrolling past this. I hate you.

This makes the news?

That's pretty dangerous, the penis has a lot of blood vessels so if it was a red back I hope that dude got help

...again

Omg Im going to hell for this joke lol
"Dick so good you got to tap it twice."
Great now I'm beet red lol.

If it's more than 2
We all know he has a fetish for spiders

He's gotta get off those spider dating sites