Can you imagine something that looked like this slowly snapping your way while you're out swimming one day, and then you realize the bitch is about 10 feet wide? I'd be swimming away with about 3 feet of intestine sticking out my butt from shitting myself so hard.
I accidentally left a pump going in a fish tank and I saw a goldfish stuck to it so when I shook it off it's intestine stuck out and it didn't bleed but it was in pain for a while
It looks like a shitload of fuzzy little blue eyed monsters decided to get together and hidee in the shell and wait for food. "Ok guys we all grab the fish when it swims by and than tonight we feast. Ready on the count of three. 1.2...!3!"
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