Beat it with Jesus

7 years ago by hyperion · 1307 Likes · 8 comments · Popular

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rayofsunshine · 7 years ago · FIRST

What do you mean? That's the perfect way to word it!

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creativedragonbaby · 7 years ago

Put your hand in your faith. *looks at Jesus* ok

rayofsunshine · 7 years ago

There are cults that do this! They have sex with each other or masturbate, but imagine that they are doing it with Jesus

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chilledtothebone · 7 years ago

Holy shit.

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mialinay · 7 years ago

Quote by Jesus. Why do I doubt that?

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somespanishguy · 7 years ago

Why is it bad to masturbate anyways?

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deleted · 7 years ago

phrasing

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matthewg · 7 years ago

@kakaburra Little known fact: When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that's when Jesus was being your "jetpack". ;)

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