That's genius.

Oh man.

Hey, ajhedges from the past.

Don’t ever look at my comments past a year, I see them occasionally and I think I was on drugs. Anyways hello sp0derm0n

That's s1r_p0derm0n!

Also, I was just looking at the randomly provided posts and happened to see ya!

Cool!

Actually, it's a little too hot in my room.

Let’s have a long and drawn out conversation to annoy anyone else still following these comments

That dislike means it's working!

Good thanks!

Anytime

I love the downvotes

They're great!

Anyways how’s life spidey

Well, I hate myself more than ever and my insecurity is at an all time high.

Funny you say that, that’s been my whole day

Millennials...

I don’t even know if I count as a millennial

We're still ruining the economy.

True

Yea

Look what I found.

Good job, random I suppose?

WHY HAVE YOU AWOKEN US FROM THE DEAD

Because it’s fun.
Yeah, I clicked random and landed here.

Sweet! Someone finally did to me what I do to others!

Karma

I love it actually

You’re welcome then.

Of course I'm welcome. I welcome to do whatever I want and I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION.

Sure.

I didn't forget.

ugh

ugh

Well. Glad to see y'all in such a great mood

The captain chooses his own sergeants. Don't take any rights that has not been given to you son

Well, then. Do you, maricaaintthatcool, take lemmingoverlord to be your lawfully appointed sergeant, yadda yadda, in the presence of funsub?

Does the over mentioned user likes bagels?