Never thought of it that way

The planet decides to do the deep-fried burrito...

No, that's not how an earthquake works.

That's not how this works... that's not how any of that works

Classic tumblr post, it's not interesting enough on it's own, so you have to use caps

It's more like those random muscle twitches

Well, earthquakes are coming from the inside of the Earth. So it's less of a chimichanga snd more of a muscle twitch or bowel movement.

What does a chimichanga have to do with anything? Chimichanga isn't a verb, how does the Earth "do" a chimichanga? Do they mean the Macarena? Even that doesn't make sense...

https://youtu.be/K6tokNyvaWU