That's a huge wiener

Looks like you just bought a sampler of the brew and they gave you a huge sausage on a roll. And I'd say it was around 7:26 so eat up and then pick a brew. And I would go with the Haufbrau.

A yard dog

Longboi

you buy the hotdog
>check
it appears to be made out of something called a 'water sausage'

You just bought the entire god damn intestine.

Slim jim on a bun