Can totally do it

Ay gurl, are you sitting on the F5 button?
Cos that ass is refreshing
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I'll see myself out the door

Nah it's fine coming from you. I expect nothing less lol

Nice to know you expect terrible jokes from me XD

Number 472

I'm a bit rusty with specific numbers, but I know it's one of the new evolutions from sinnoh (Gliscor, Froslass, Porygon-Z, etc).
If I were to take a wild guess and say Weaving, how close would I be?
(Ps: No I did not check the pokedex online. I'm no cheat)

Gliscor.
Ash's Gen 4 Signature.

Ok, so I was almost there.
Also, autocorrect fucked me over again and I meant to say weavile. Damn autocorrect

It's Weavile bitch wtf is a Weaving.

as in the name not the number.... and by number it depends on the pokedex. They change with each gen.

I already said that autocorrect turned my weavile into a weaving.
And yes, I am well aware that the pokedex changes every generation

491

Which is also my favourite

Giratina? I know it's a legendary from sinnoh since arceus was 496

Nope sinnoh mythical

Manaphy?

N o p e

Fuck my ass Arceus is 494. I'm an idiot.
Anyways suck my dick its darkrai

With a dildo or catactus?? l have options

Y e m y m a n

Idk what a catactus is but it sounds fun so let's go with that

lght when l get back to earth 616, well get drinks and have fun

What if?

What if cactus were replaced by catactus's

cacti*

Cacti's**

Catati's***

Cactitties****

tittycock

poopcock

Huzzah!

I can teach any pupper to shake hands

I can win any claw/crane machine that isn't rigged to never win. I also find coins on the ground at least once a day.