I'd have to sell my kidney for that

This is why my mom always told me never touch anything that you can't afford. This is why I don't touch houses or cars or bills. Lol

Pffffffttttt, I wouldn't have fainted
I would've used half of it to kill myself

It's $38,639.30 In US Dollars

Does a bracelet even have any business being that expensive?

If it breaks while being tried on, you got no business selling it.

Jade glows in the dark. As your heart is pure. If it doesn't glow in the dark it means your heart is as dark as the devil. That's why very few wears them.