The struggle is real

I do it all the time

It's called fashion

I don't know if germans pronounce it right, but it rhymes with the german Koch. Knowing german you'll probably know how that is pronounced? Koch, doch, noch

Yeah. The original Dutch sounds much different from go. A little closer to koch, doch, noch.

Maybe this will help.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AlwO0xvm3fw