Anon is a dreamer

I will cook my god damn steak at 4am

Kill your roommate then cook your steaks

Just fucking cook them, and drown out their bitching with Harman/Kardon or Sennheiser or SMS headphones (whatever the fuck you have, idk. #TeamHK)

Tell your roommate he can't have any steak unless he stops being a little bitch

This isn't "socially unacceptable," it's just plain inconsiderate. That said, just make em anyways. When he complains, give him one.

pft... If my roommate is cooking up steaks at 5AM I'm toats fine... so long as I get one.
shit.. I'll fix the eggs.