i dont like poptarts

Poptarts aren't really breakfast
Just snack

POPTARTS ARE A LIFESTYLE

I didn't have pop tarts until I was 18. Even now, I've only ever eaten two of them

Pop tarts are life! Sometimes I will buy them just to have a snack. It is like a rectangle jam cookie with frosting and sometimes sprinkles. My favorite are strawberry but I will not turn down a different flavor. lol

I had a poptart at a friends once and (don't hate we're all different) I didn't really like it all that much, it's a smart idea but yeah just not that amazing for me.
Although I did only have the plain strawberry one

Poptarts are weird, they make ones with bacon sprinkles on top and I've never been so confused.

As keepsake pointed out, I'm not american. I do however spend some time in the states a couple of times a year, leaving on tuesday next

buy like 5 boxes of poptarts and eat them, where in the US are you gonna be?

Make sure to try them, even if you hate them you will have the experience. They are better warm.

Hmm, I do believe they are sold in some stores in Europe, but they're just not that common. I tend to find that most northern european countries (I assume norwegian girl is norwegian ;) ) will prefer savory foods for breakfast, or at least foods without excessive added sugars.

I know that Norway has a lot of sweet candies... Kvikk lunsj cannot be beat. Not for breakfast, of course. :)

Googled them, do not look good..

They sort of look like crackers with filling?

You must eat them even if they look bad

Looks can be decieving, but in this case, they are more or less correct. You must eat them anyway, that's how you join the club.

But do they really compete with regular pastries? If they're just crackers with filling?

No, not at all. Those things are far from pastries.
The club is called diasappointment.

Roger that haha, I'll just stick to my stroopwafels.

Stroopwafels are the shit