The only starter pack I can get behind

I'll talk too any one in anyway I want

Have fun with that, buddy.

you spam our posts with your comments so don't be asking if it matters to us

Lots of people do it and aren't called out on it. I don't see why you don't bother them as well. Most of our comments are pretty normal comments that happen to also have an @ in them.

I ain't your buddy

Shame. We coulda been buds.

Yeah but almost all of your comments are the same where you tag your bum buddy

Your cum cousin? Your sex spouse? Your thigh master? Your titty titillating teammate?

I have never seen another account that spams posts with flirting shit like you do

*shrug* ignore it, then. Pretend it is eggshell white in a world of Sherwin Williams paint samples. Be the tolerance you wish to see in the world. We don't mean any harm, and I'm sorry that people aren't having as much fun as we are. To answer the original question, we haven't slept with each other because of distance, but golly if I don't wish that we could.

Careful, too much sodium intake can give you hypertension.
https://youtu.be/nfWlot6h_JM

Weird.
I get the "scroll on" comments from time to time.
This would appear to have some relevance in our current situation.