as long as you vomit up the cum and say “no homo”, you’re in the clear

and then you wake up and your lips are around your bro’s cock

And then he accidentally put it in your ass cause he was dreaming about anal

and then he ejaculated into your ass but used a straw to clean the mess because no homo

(I heard a rumor that guys can come whilst soft if you hit their g spot do any males know if this is true)

i’d like to find out

It's possible, but takes a good bit of dedication. And staying soft while getting your prostate massaged is very unlikely, unless you're wearing a chastity belt or something