Over to sports now

Lazy asses

I volunteer

You know how damn hard it is to find a virgin?! Those are valuable.

Now... how exactly are we "sacrificing" this virgin?

*dresses up in redneck*
keep yer fucked up fairy tale voodoo majick out of America.
*chk chk* *points shotgun around*
I know y'all do that over there in aztec or whatever the fuck, but I ain't havin nunna that in MY country BOY.
*shoots shotgun in the air*
FUCK ISIS