the 2nd to last made me burst out into laughter. If I make it that far you bet your ass ima be doing badass stuff such as this.
Oh and the last one... lmao.
My son will be the plant watering grandpa. We went to some health store the other day and they had some tomatos and beans and stuff planted outside but they were all wilted and dying. It really bothered my son and he kept complaining about it so I told him "tell them they need to water when we go inside" We're walking around shopping and I've forgotten about the plants. We get to the checkout and my son tells the lady "your plants are dying. You need to water them." She says "oh...ok. I'll let the manager know." and continues scanning our stuff. My son says "are you going to tell them??" She says something about how busy they are and my son straight sighs, rolls his eyes at her and with attitude says "just tell me where the water is. I'LL do it" I apologized and took him to the car for a little talk about manners.
Oh and the last one... lmao.
I see plants in need of water, I'll give them water
Take care of your poor plants, people!