Time of the month

I don't know why, but a common euphemism in my old school was 'I spilt the milk at the dinner table', which left all the poor young boys wondering why the hell their female classmates were spontaneously dropping glasses of milk throughout the entire year.

i love that show

Wow, well I mean, in my entire life, only two times I think, has any woman ever told me she was on her period. Was never really friends with either. Kinda weird honestly...

I was waiting for this LOL

The brits are here

My friend always says "It's the Red Dragon" and mines just "I AM FERTILE"

My favorite is "I'm surfing the Crimson Wave." Me and my friends first heard it in Clueless and used it every since.

I just say I'm having my girl time, and if they don't get that then I say I'm on my fucking period haha

I say that it's bloody hell

My fave is 'Shark Week'

I just say "I'm on my period."