I hate you, you hate me, let's get together and kill barney
With a one shot, two shot, three shot, four,
No more stupid dinosaur
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*to the tune of joy to the world*
Joy to the world, for Barney is dead
We barbecued his head!
As for his body, we flushed it down the potty,
Around and around it goes.
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These are the anti barney verses I have heard amongst children
The version we sang at my school was,
I hate you, you hate me.
Let's get together and kill Barney.
With a shotgun up his noes and a bullet in his head,
Pull the trigger now he's dead!
So we have blunt force trauma and shooting.
Can get the trifecta with a song about hacksaws?
Or better, the quadfecta with a song about hacksaws and a song about explosives.
Did you get the my little pony ones?
My little pony, skinny and bony, put it in the microwave and watch it blow up!
Put it to bed, chop off it's head, now my little pony is dead!
With a one shot, two shot, three shot, four,
No more stupid dinosaur
-
*to the tune of joy to the world*
Joy to the world, for Barney is dead
We barbecued his head!
As for his body, we flushed it down the potty,
Around and around it goes.
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These are the anti barney verses I have heard amongst children
Let's hang up and kill barney
With a knife in his stomach, And a bullet in his head
Don't tell mommy barneys dead
I hate you, you hate me.
Let's get together and kill Barney.
With a shotgun up his noes and a bullet in his head,
Pull the trigger now he's dead!
I hate you, you hate me
Let's go and kill Barney,
With a baseball bat and a two by four
No more purple dinosaur!
Can get the trifecta with a song about hacksaws?
Or better, the quadfecta with a song about hacksaws and a song about explosives.
My little pony, skinny and bony, put it in the microwave and watch it blow up!
Put it to bed, chop off it's head, now my little pony is dead!