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7 years ago by
mandyfr33gordon
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laughingbeth
· 7 years ago
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Now I'm picturing a chef flirting with the meat he's roasting.
"That's right baby, let's raise your temperature to between 135°-145° F and then I'll let you rest for ten minutes."
Ok maybe flirting with roasts doesn't work well outside my head.
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mandyfr33gordon
· 7 years ago
Lmao thank you for that image tho
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laughingbeth
· 7 years ago
Now I'm thinking "hey, can I tenderize you before we get cooking?" It's so much more awkward! And the chef looks like the guy from Ratatouille.
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smitty
· 7 years ago
For some reason I can't explain, I'm now thinking of Emiril.
BAM! Kick it up a notch!
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laughingbeth
· 7 years ago
Yes! Emeril! I haven't seen his show in years.
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smitty
· 7 years ago
Not so sure if "BAM! Kick it up a notch!" is such a great idea for flirting though. Seems like a good way to earn yourself a restraining order. :/
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laughingbeth
· 7 years ago
Not if you're pulling chocolates or flowers instead of punches for the BAM part. I could see that working well.
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smitty
· 7 years ago
That works, especially if you use a bit of slight of hand to do it.
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laughingbeth
· 7 years ago
Exactly! Although I don't know what use a roast has for flowers. Chocolate I can see but not the usual flowers.
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mandyfr33gordon
· 7 years ago
Y'all are forgetting about the roasting part tho
laughingbeth
· 7 years ago
@mandyfr33gordon
I was so distracted by Emeril I forgot! Lol.
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smitty
· 7 years ago
Roasting coffee? Does that count?
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laughingbeth
· 7 years ago
Flirting with roasting coffee would be even more awkward. "Let me heat you up then we can grind."
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smitty
· 7 years ago
Are you espresso grind? Because you sure are fine.
I think it works. :p
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laughingbeth
· 7 years ago
I like "you're the best part of waking up." Sweet and still coffee like if you watched TV a couple decades ago. :)
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mandyfr33gordon
· 7 years ago
Awesome xD
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matthewg
· 7 years ago
The best part of waking up...
...is penis in your butt!
laughingbeth
· 7 years ago
The new dark roast?
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smitty
· 7 years ago
Add a third and you can have a spit roast.
Jesus... I can't believe I just said that. Whatevs.
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laughingbeth
· 7 years ago
I think we all need less coffee! ;)
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silvermyth
· 7 years ago
And self-depracating humor. Never forget self-depracating humor.
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"That's right baby, let's raise your temperature to between 135°-145° F and then I'll let you rest for ten minutes."
Ok maybe flirting with roasts doesn't work well outside my head.
BAM! Kick it up a notch!
I think it works. :p
...is penis in your butt!
Jesus... I can't believe I just said that. Whatevs.