Ducking cute!

Ducks are cool, swans are the evil bastards that nobody likes

In my experience domestic ducks are awesome. Geese are the spawn of Satan.

Geese. The asshole of the Animal Kingdom.

They shit everywhere. Canadian geese are actually horrible. They smell bad, are loud and shit everywhere and anywhere. And it's illegal to hunt them so their numbers just increase every year. The place my grandma lives got special permission to cull them because of how awful they were and were negatively affecting the beach and park.

We have them constantly as guests at the Columbus Zoo. They are everywhere in this city.