With messy hair?

Really? That's weird... I usually wake up with Sass.

I wake up with coffee.

nappy ass hair.

Homicidal thoughts

I wake up with my parents yelling at me to get up.

Honey af, usually next to some nigga whose "sex drive has decreased" but really who is just bored with their relationship but won't admit it because they're too scared to be alone. Ugh.

No, attitude is the correct answer in my case. It usually goes away after breakfast.