Pizza lover? Be careful next time you order

My brain can't handle this. I've been wrong for so long.

The only kind of math I want in my life

My life is a lie!!!

I wanna trust this, but I've been lied to so much...can somebody smart check this math plz?
I'd do it myself, but I am le tired

Man! Tysm! You the real MVP

Kanwal Anuvind always has great answers