What do y'all call these?

Bindies!

The Devils Kisses

Goat heads

Those are three different things with similar properties.

Annoying fuckers usually

Tf are they??

Burs?

Hellspikes?

Stickers
Or sticker burs

The things that flatten my bike tire when I was a kid

Box thorns

Sandspurs or Sandburs

i called em prickles

We call em Stickabugs.

stingy motherfuckers

Annoying fuckers that my friend won't stop putitng on her hand and shaking peoples hands.