One day, a drill sergeant was roasting his trainee group as is the normal practice for drill sergeants to do. He walks into the toilet and shouts
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
and calls in the entire group. He points at the toilet seat and shouts at some poor sap he randomly chose
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK IS THIS
and the trainee stares silently at the massive turd on the seat, terrified. The sergeant, in his usual manner, screams
I THINK IT'S A SHIT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. WE NEED AN INVESTIGATION!
And the sergeant looks at it and screams
IT LOOKS LIKE A SHIT
and smells it
IT SMELLS LIKE A SHIT
and dips a finger in it and sticks it in his mount
AND IT TASTES LIKE A SHIT. IT MUST BE A SHIT. SOMEBODY CLEAN THIS UP.
fun fact: I actually have a character that is an alien biologist who finds humans to be intriguing and adorable. So I think of her when I see this post.
13. They also eat everything. In fact there are very few species on their planet they don't eat and that's including their own.
14. Their bite is highly infectious and can cause massive infections in living tissue.
15. They're walking storehouses of bacteria and viruses.
16. Fighting them can be seriously difficult because even after losing a limb or two they can and will still attack. And unless hurt fatally most will heal to near a complete recovery from just about any type of wound.
17. Warning they are dangerous not only are they difficult to kill but they will wait and stalk their prey before killing. Sometimes years are spent getting near their target just to kill them. They can turn on you in a moments notice and without rational provocation.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
and calls in the entire group. He points at the toilet seat and shouts at some poor sap he randomly chose
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK IS THIS
and the trainee stares silently at the massive turd on the seat, terrified. The sergeant, in his usual manner, screams
I THINK IT'S A SHIT, BUT I DON'T KNOW. WE NEED AN INVESTIGATION!
And the sergeant looks at it and screams
IT LOOKS LIKE A SHIT
and smells it
IT SMELLS LIKE A SHIT
and dips a finger in it and sticks it in his mount
AND IT TASTES LIKE A SHIT. IT MUST BE A SHIT. SOMEBODY CLEAN THIS UP.
https://m.imgur.com/t/funny/KMP83
14. Their bite is highly infectious and can cause massive infections in living tissue.
15. They're walking storehouses of bacteria and viruses.
16. Fighting them can be seriously difficult because even after losing a limb or two they can and will still attack. And unless hurt fatally most will heal to near a complete recovery from just about any type of wound.
17. Warning they are dangerous not only are they difficult to kill but they will wait and stalk their prey before killing. Sometimes years are spent getting near their target just to kill them. They can turn on you in a moments notice and without rational provocation.