Actually they can be dangerous

*writes your gravestone*

That's actually somehing you don't want happening

@matthewg don't tempt me. ;)

Rage quit, potentially destroy your car

What would I do? Open all of your soda cans slightly so you can't tell, so all the carbonation releases and when you go to have a nice drink all you taste is flat nothingness.

Ohhhhh was that a challenge!?
Cause I can and I will actually bleed in you and everything you ever love so you better watch out your pretty mouth, honey and bring me son ice cream
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I'm really crazy when I'm at my blood moon time
So if you do literally anything, I either got really pissed or start crying

No I'm going to stab you in the stomach with a rusty knife and write that in the wall in your blood