So what is your excuse to miss school today?

Xenomorphs

I almost puked my guts out

Cramps that make it painful to even get up to piss

I'm lazy

I'm tired

Too busy fighting crime.

Im a depressed dude that wants to give up on life because i am a raging alcoholic currently sh!tfaced and needs to talk to somebody who understands my delema.

I graduated.

They gotta fix a hole in my classroom

Hm. American bombing? =) Is it good reason?