Comparing apples to oranges... Haha gettit

"Bitch, that phrase don't make no sense, why can't fruit be compared??!"

Oranges give me STRENGTH!

But... but the color was named after the fruit not the other way around??

Actually, you CAN eat the orange peel. It's just disgusting.

@kakaburra
Apples: Loves how that top brings out your eyes.
Oranges: Will blind you.

STORY TIME. First time my friend met my bf (he's a med student), we were playing board games and drinking. She's pretty tipsy at this point and pulls and apple out of his bag. So she tries to give it to me and I say no thanks so she goes "I know why you don't like apples." "why?" "Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away." Everyone died it was too perfect. That was one of her best moments ever.