Just a father and his son enjoying the clouds

Bears actually

Both. The nukes are for in case the bears aren't quite enough.

A meme? This is kinda a meme site. What did you expect?
~sarcasm~

Not because of guns, we just engage the booster rockets under the ground and launch the whole state at any invaders

Oh no! An asteroid the size of Colorado is about to hit the earth! "Fine we shoot Texas at it."

If that doesn't work, we use Plan B. The B stands for Belgium