I regret nothing

Why would you be suspended when that is a legitimate answer?

It's a large industry and a legit answer. A little more provocative than 'nurses' or 'elementary teachers' but still a legit answer.

People are overly sensitive

Just say adult industry instead of porn

I don't see what's wrong.
It's correct and funny!

Okay I don't think you'd get suspended for that. Detention maybe

that's a 100% legit answer.

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That didnt happen

If a professor asked the question, you're in college. You don't get suspended in college. If a teacher asked it, this would be a correct answer, not an offense worthy of suspension. My guess? The OP is someone who wants attention and thinks he's clever. Try harder, little buddy.

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