That's what this person tried to do. They started a Go Fund Me account to raise $5,000 to make their yard gayer. They ended up collection over $40,000, at which point people began to question if this was a hoax or not. The person ended giving back all the money. Even though they never admitted it was a hoax, it seemed suspicious to me from the start.
:Hello. This is 911. What is the nature of your call?
:My neighbor's yard is relentlessly gay!
:I'm sorry?
:It's gay! Not just sort of gay. It's relentlessly gay!
:OK. Uhm just a moment.
(Dial Tone)
I forgot what the charge is, but there is a criminal charge for wasting 911's time... this would do that.
What I really want to know, but I won't try, is if it would be considered a waste of their time if you called 911 and asked them what they standards are to make it a criminal charge of wasting their time. I mean like... they WOULD be the authority on it.
Nah, then if you are wrong they would legit redirect you if they are doing their jobs. I mean if you just called them up and asked because you were wondering.
I remember this letter a woman had a set of rainbow masion jars with candles in them on a stand in her yard and she said her neighbors sent the letter so people sent her all sorts of rainbow stuff for her yard and turned out it was all bullshit she wrote the letter her self.
Well, it makes fun of those stupid Christians, plus who would ever use a computer word processing program and printer, plus social media, to portray a group they dislike in a bad light and try to make a $#+load of money from the Internet?
"Would you fuck me?.. I'd fuck me... I'd fuck me hard."
:My neighbor's yard is relentlessly gay!
:I'm sorry?
:It's gay! Not just sort of gay. It's relentlessly gay!
:OK. Uhm just a moment.
(Dial Tone)
What I really want to know, but I won't try, is if it would be considered a waste of their time if you called 911 and asked them what they standards are to make it a criminal charge of wasting their time. I mean like... they WOULD be the authority on it.
:Hello. This is the Mental Wellness Hotline. How can I help you?